Only a few short months until the Melt! According to what I’ve heard in planning sessions, it’s going to be bigger
and than all the past events put together, maybe.
For the past two years, Jim “Acker Dackerly” Cambron has intertwined Zookin’ with his other passion: Video
Production. In doing this he has put together some pretty awesome multimedia memoirs of our adventures. Jim spends
an incredible amount of time on the entire process, starting with logging raw footage to shipping the hundreds of
tapes to Zookers all around North America. These videos feature not only some of the wildest and more foolish
points of the annual event, but also a very odd sense of humor interspersed between the stunts in the form of
segues featuring a star studded cast of, well, Jim.
At our recent monthly planning session, Jim looked up from his usual lobster dinner with a troubled look on his
face.
ROOKIE: I know what you mean, man. Three days of this stuff gets old after a while.
CAMBRON: It’s not that, Murph. It’s this year’s video I’m concerned about.
ROOKIE: Don’t worry about that yet, Jim. We haven’t shot any footage yet – other than trying to talk Larry
into those new camera mounts for the Izook Helicopter so we can do aerial shots of the Extreme Rookie Blue
trai…..
CAMBRON: That’s just it, Murph. There IS no footage yet – and I never know what I have until I get home from
the ‘Melt. Last year’s was especially challenging!
ROOKIE: Why’s that? I thought it turned out fairly well.
CAMBRON: It did – It’s just that every year I want to outdo myself and make that year’s production even
better than last years – and people seem to share my enthusiasm since so many of them hand me their tapes before
they leave the ‘Melt.
ROOKIE: Wow – that must be a challenge in and of itself – that is, you being a professional video producer,
you spend your days choreographing cameramen and calling for specific shots. Now you’re switching over to putting
together a production based on found footage – not knowing what you have until it’s too late to go back and
reshoot, right?
CAMBRON: Wait a minute, Murph. I think you’re on to something. If only I could think of a way to…
ROOKIE: What?
CAMBRON: Well, if only I could somehow find a way to reach out and coach our rookie videographers to capture
professional-style footage, this year’s video could be even better than the one you showed me of Larry Harris
teaching nude swing dancing!
ROOKIE: Uhh… (Murph gestures towards stenographer taking down every word, even what he says in
parentheses.)
CAMBRON: Oh, yeah… Sorry. By the way, I lost my copy.
ROOKIE: Good.
CAMBRON: So anyway,

Shooting video: A tutorial
By Jim Cambron
Twenty years ago, computer video editing didn’t exist.
Today, the average consumer can easily edit their camcorder video using a PC or Macintosh without breaking the
bank. Now, home movies can tell the story of a great vacation or a birthday instead of being a boring sequence of
unconnected scenes. Video clips can be organized into a logical sequence that tells a story. The bad camcorder
scenes like the ever-popular “view of your shoes” -- can be edited out. Titles can be superimposed. Special
effects can be applied. An epic saga exists on every camcorder video cassette -- unless all your video is out of
focus, too dark, too light or any one of a zillion other things that makes a video hideously
unwatchable.
The following are basic tips that, when used, will make the video you shoot better tell a story, even if you don’t
have a computer setup to edit your video.